keith richards

full-time walking corpse and part-time guitarist of the rolling stones

guy: mr. richards, that will be $800 for the whiskey, coke, and hooker.

keith richards: you take credit?

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

keith richards diet plan

when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you

Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.

by jevanyn November 14, 2011

keith richards

Keith richards is the sexy rock legend who came in 9th position in the sexy men of 1965.

In book "THE rolling stones"

Brian Jones:-The fashionable mod
Keith richards:-The handsome man ,the 9th sexiest man

by WonderingWal April 11, 2006

Keith Richards

The man whom Mick Jagger wants as a sexdoll.In other,Mick's crush.

Read Keith Richards,Marianne Faithfull's Biographies....

by Aww October 30, 2006