The ONLY retort against a mom diss.
"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned
by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 01, 2005
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Keep ya nose out

This means to stay out of people's business
Please keep ya nose out of this conversation this doesn't concern you what so ever.
by History! August 10, 2017
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keep your nose out

Keep your nose out means keep your nose of of business that doesn't concern you.
Keep your nose out of my business Bob this doesn't concern you what so ever.
by Thingymbob November 19, 2016
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I'll keep my eye out for you

the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."
by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003
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Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
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Keeping The Demons Out

“Dude why are you keeping the demons out?”
cause it feels good”
by catsharks September 03, 2023
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