"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"
"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"
Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned
"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"
Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned
by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 01, 2005
by History! August 10, 2017
by Thingymbob November 19, 2016
by simatar April 29, 2011
the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."
by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003
Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
by catsharks September 03, 2023