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Keegan Vance

Keegan Vance is a man, although his looks will fool you. He looks like a man although looks as though he hasn't hit puberty. Keegan Vance has a nerdy look and typically has glasses, he probably was bullied as a child which results in him bullying kids. Keegan Vance could play nice although decides his anger to get the best of him. He acts like a child and has a lot of anger controlling issues. Keegan Vance is usually unathletic and spends most of his days doing academic studies and other things to keep him busy. He typically will have nothing to do because he does not have many social interactions and has no friends of his own age. Keegan Vance is usually the man who sits with younger kids for lunch. Keegan Vance is also quite fat and is just a general asshole. Good luck to someone marrying a Keegan Vance.
That Keegan Vance should just quit.
by imbrutallyhonestandimsorry February 27, 2019
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alek keegan's fistpump

Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.
"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
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Keevon

Keevon A cute guy who's affectionate and clueless a sweet guy that's loyal to friends and a pain to outsiders he's really shy about his feelings to a female but will eventually warm up to her and confess his attraction.
Wow keevon so shy and cute
I wish I knew how keevon felt towards me
by TypicalGirl311 September 25, 2018
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Keegan

Keegan is a boy so sweet, kind, and incredibly handsome he makes every girl swoon. Any girl who has a Keegan is so damn lucky to have him. Keegan plays video games and stays awake for the girl he loves. He would do anything for her. Any girl lucky enough to have a Keegan better keep him. He will do anything to make you laugh, or smile. He brightens up everyone’s day.
Girl- i love Keegan

Person- No shit! Who doesn’t ?
by A14428 July 28, 2018
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Keegan

Wow that’s a keegan
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Keegan Monster

A term used in in the Northwestern Pennsylvania region that is synonymous for a game of hide-and-seek.
Let's play a game of Keegan Monster! Steve, you go hide, and I will be Keegan Monster and come and find you.
by LeonardDavis November 24, 2020
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Keego Harbor

Coolest place to live ever right between West Bloomfield and Pontiac, People there are so chill and always playin basketball down at the schools, sometimes msitaken for hoodlums
Is that kid from Pontiac? Nah man he's from Keego.

Keego Harbor Where's That? Right between That Rich Place West Bloomfield and That Poor Place Pontiac
by Genaral Chaos March 2, 2011
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