In a game of cards, having a hand of keats is having an incredibly bad hand which cannot be played well no matter the skill of the player.
by Ian Peebles October 6, 2006
Get the keatmug. by mark January 13, 2005
Get the keatmug. one who has much intelligence...yet is reclusive and worryingly geeky.Enjoys excercising excessive control over friends and family.Wears leggings to accentuate his 'package'. Eats pizza.only.
by virgin April 19, 2005
Get the keatsmug. by CH1C0 B0N1T0 June 26, 2009
Get the Keatingmug. by betty crocker 123 January 20, 2009
Get the keatmug. 
