In a game of cards, having a hand of keats is having an incredibly bad hand which cannot be played well no matter the skill of the player.
JT: Oh my, I've got so many keats in my hand.
JL: Yeah, I know! My whole hand is keats!
by Ian Peebles October 6, 2006
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a virgin , someone who has not ever had sex before
by mark January 13, 2005
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one who has much intelligence...yet is reclusive and worryingly geeky.Enjoys excercising excessive control over friends and family.Wears leggings to accentuate his 'package'. Eats pizza.only.
Adam joseph keats x x x
by virgin April 19, 2005
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"You see that kid over there? That kid is sucha keat!"
"Gnarly, dudeeee."
by betty crocker 123 January 21, 2009
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