Keansburg 

A breeding ground for derelicts. I’ve driven through a lot of places in the northeast and boy is this place a shit box. I’ve never seen so many injured people in my life. Last time I was there I saw half a dozen people under 40 with neck braces and canes. Plus no one works these people just walk around the city aimlessly after they finish up with their appointments at the methadone clinic.

Aside from it being the epicenter of white trash the place has a legitimate crime problem now. What was once a low class town filled with drunk Irish families, now the place looks like the Bronx.

If faced with the predicament of having to choose to live in Keansburg NJ or the eastern part of Ukraine I’d choose the latter.

Person 1: what do you think of Keansburg?

Person 2: I think it’s like Appalachia meets the south Bronx … gross

Keansburg by I’veSee September 4, 2023

Keansburg 

A breeding ground for derelicts. I’ve driven through a lot of places in the northeast and boy is this place a shit box. I’ve never seen so many injured people in my life. Last time I was there I saw half a dozen people under 40 with neck braces and canes. Plus no one works these people just walk around the city aimlessly after they finish up with their appointments at the methadone clinic.

Aside from it being the epicenter of white trash the place has a legitimate crime problem now. What was once a low class town filled with drunk Irish families, now the place looks like the Bronx.

If faced with the predicament of having to choose to live in Keansburg NJ or the eastern part of Ukraine I’d choose the latter.

Person 1 : what do you think of Keansburg ?

Person 2 : to be honest it reminds me of Appalachia and the south Bronx all in one small town.

Keansburg by I’veSee September 4, 2023

Keansburg martini

A cocktail including whatever hard booze you have in your freezer and/or fridge (i.e., uncorked cognac) and whatever juice-free children's fruit drink (i.e., blue Kool-Aid) you have lying around. Usually served in a big-ass souvenir cup from a bowling alley or 7-11.

We got hammered on three Keansburg martinis before 11, puked, and kept drinking anyway.

Keansburg martini by the_ghost_of_richie_foley March 3, 2009

Keansburg mask

When you get sunburn on your face from working at or attending Keansburg Amusement Park/Runaway Rapids in Keansburg, NJ. Newbies to the park normally get them.

Person 1: "How was the boardwalk Keansburg?"
Person 2: "Not bad, but my face feels awful."
Person 1: "That's a Keansburg mask for ya', shoulda' brought sunblock."
Person 2: "I didn't think I'd get sunburn on the first day..."

Keansburg mask by duhhbri April 6, 2009

keansburg martini

mountain dew and jim beam mixed drink served in a martini glass.often topped with an olive and stirred with a used syringe or whatever garbage might be laying around at the time. Native drink to lowlifes and derelicts from the greater Keansburg, New Jersey area.

Those derelicts were drinking Keansburg martinis and spitting them on each other when they got arrested by the Keansburg police for jumping off the floodgates naked. What a bunch of scums.

keansburg martini by baits September 22, 2007

Keansburg High School 

Keansburg High School in Keansburg NJ.....

If your mommy and daddy aren't on the board of Ed, work for the town, or aren’t cops you're fucked. Don't expect Varsity, no matter how good you are, or good grades from teachers. All their kids walk around like they own the place and are best friends with the principle. The principal is the board presidents god daughter and believes all students are criminals, potheads and sluts and whores

wow Your valedictorian at Keansburg high school is your mom on the board ?

Keansburg High School by Sk8terhaterzz99 November 24, 2019

keansburg high school 

people that think they are hot, small school, low life people, fights that happen about every week, most people think they are tough, select few good people, people consist of chain smokers at school, security guards do NOT care about anything, people that think they are tight with everyone, liars, cheaters, smelly fishes, sluts, every type of person under the sun.

people that we cannot name at keansburg high school, (ub wont allow it) :(

keansburg high school by shnaginaganes April 4, 2011