Kockaron

When you challenge any male head of household to put your dicks on a cutting board. The larger dick is the winner and will become the new head of household.

Dad: You’re grounded!
Son: Oh yeah? I challenge you to a kockaron!

by TMK_99 May 13, 2017

i am the one who knocks

Completely badass line said by Walter White in Breaking Bad, announcing his power over others.

"A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No...I am the one who knocks."

by Stegosaurus24 October 29, 2013

Knocking

Something your family can’t do before they enter your room

*mother barges in bedroom whilst you’re in the middle of having sex*
You:”Holy shit mum, every heard of knocking”

by elv14 October 27, 2020

knock on doors

When in doubt, get off your butt and knock on doors! This is an old saying among detectives, salesmen and politicians.

I told the new guy, get off your butt and knock on doors.

by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

Kočkus

A bald cat similar to bingus embroiled in legends. He was very handsome and loving cat that lived trough many adventures with his owner.

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Have you seen Kočkus lately?
Saša: I deepfried him.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Noooooooo!

by Gottchabeach March 1, 2023

Low Knocker

Someone who has very little expectations for himself. No drive or ambition.

"You going out tonight, Susie?"

"Yeah, I got a date with Johnny!"

"Johnny? Geez, does he even have a job? I'm surprised you can pry him off of the couch! He’s 26 years old and still living with mommy. Last I heard he didn’t think there was any reason to even try to get out on his own or nuthin’. He’s got about as much ambition as my pet Goldfish”

"I know...he really IS a Low Knocker, isn't he? What was I thinking?!"

"I can't answer that, but call that Low Knocker back and break it off. You can do better, Susie. Much better!"

by Christine Rivers January 25, 2009

Knocking

Punching a Door until it opens

* Invention of Knocking *:

"I'LL PUNCH YOUR DOOR UNTIL YOU OPEN!"
Person: * Opens * Greetings!

by 7Macros February 21, 2021