kayak
1) noun- a boat used in the sport of kayaking
2) verb- to kayak- a water racing sport that onvolves someone sitting in a boat and using a double-bladded paddle to propel themselves down the lake, what someone does if they are too smart to row or canoe. note:this only applies to flatwater kayaking, whitewater does not count, if i was put in aboat at the top of the river i'd make it downhill pretty fast too.
1) noun- a boat used in the sport of kayaking
2) verb- to kayak- a water racing sport that onvolves someone sitting in a boat and using a double-bladded paddle to propel themselves down the lake, what someone does if they are too smart to row or canoe. note:this only applies to flatwater kayaking, whitewater does not count, if i was put in aboat at the top of the river i'd make it downhill pretty fast too.
Rower: So you paddle. how does it feel to be going slower than a rower?
Kayaker: At least I've figured out which way is forward!
Old Lady: Ahh, you must be a rower!!!
Kayaker: No m'am, thats a rower over there... (points to dishevilled youth walking backwards through heavy traffic)
Kayaker: At least I've figured out which way is forward!
Old Lady: Ahh, you must be a rower!!!
Kayaker: No m'am, thats a rower over there... (points to dishevilled youth walking backwards through heavy traffic)
by CHall April 24, 2007
Similar to the act of motorboating, but with a smaller pair of boobs. The face and mouth must go a farther distance between breasts, and therefore the motion becomes slower and more drawn out, like paddling a kayak.
Dude 1: I went out with a girl last night who had double Ds. I was motorboating those titties all night long.
Dude 2: Well, my girl is an A cup, but I still enjoy kayaking hers.
Dude 2: Well, my girl is an A cup, but I still enjoy kayaking hers.
by snufaluph February 02, 2012
best effing thing ever. kayaking is intense and the funnest thing you will ever do. white water kayaking is the best.
by lmfaoily July 29, 2009
A single person boat used for many things. Used to be used by hunters, now used for recreation. The 2 groups of kayaking are flatwater and whitewater. Whitewater kayaking takes much more balls and skill than flatwater kayaking and is a shit load more fun. Here in north carolina and the rest of the southeast we have the best rivers and people for whitewater kayaking.
by jj6969 April 30, 2006
by Juciy jamba December 26, 2018
When the girl/guy you've been dating for a while tells you they are going kayaking, and you never hear from them again. You've been kayaked.
Did you hear how Jimbob kayaked that girl he was dating because he didn't have the balls to tell her to her face that he didn't want to see her again?
by Expositioner May 16, 2017
by Morphy December 15, 2003