kayak 

Euphemism for penis. Think "cock" with an alternate pronunciation.

This girl at camp rode my kayak all summer long.

kayak by 8' Kayak July 25, 2003

Kayak 

The loneliest boat in the sea.
Calling a person a Kayak is calling them a loner.

What a fucking Kayak
Yo Kayak bounce!

Kayak by vocabology April 27, 2007

KAYAK 

An amazing meme lord who games all day. Loves sans and Barry b benson

Omg did kayak get that victory royale again!?

KAYAK by Sksk@#cool February 22, 2019

Kayak 

kay-kay i swear to god if kayak isn't your real name i'm gonna kill myself

kayak

Kayak by originalnameok May 27, 2018

kayak 

when the blunt is canoeing but you still haven’t gotten ur lighter back

“The blunt is kayaking YALL , where tf is my lighter at?”

“Ayoooo why u hand me a kayak like that?”

kayak by lavas1111 April 7, 2022

Kayak 

Someone who has no drugs to sell

That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it

Kayak by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022

kayak 

"Kayak" is the Indonesian word for "resembling, similar to" even though this same word has also been used as a word for "a small, narrow human-powered watercraft typically propelled by means of a long, double-bladed paddle".

That new café has a vibe that really kayaks the old one we used to go to.

kayak by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025