kaspered

Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.

This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.

(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"

Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".

(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".

by coneman March 25, 2013

Done Up Like a Kipper

British idiom for one who has been totally bamboozled or taken advantage of by another.

Friend A: You just bought a gold watch from the street vendor for 100 quid?

Friend B: Yeah, mate, nice watch, isn't it?

Friend A: Eh, boy, you've been done up like a kipper!

by ripeness November 9, 2012

Kacper Debski

A big gay polish boy that has a buzz cut. Spends all his money on weed so he is always broke. Cycles everywhere.

You are such a Kacper Debski.

by Yeah uh Yeah Ok September 27, 2018

Keppered

When you're so baked you look retarded.

Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'

by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017

disco kipper

When a girl has been dancing all night and her vagina develops a distinct fish-based odour.

God bro she was so dirty, it was a bad case of disco kipper!

by bigbadwhiteboy April 28, 2017

young kipper

Very Ashki way of saying "Yom Kippur", the Jewish day of atonement.

Where are you going for Young Kipper?

by Queen Buttrix February 25, 2021

done you like a kipper

When you make someone your fool

Legend: "Want to buy a snowboard?"
Kipper: "sure, how much mate?"
Legend: "£300?"
Kipper: "Awesome"
Legend: "ahh only cost me £200, done you like a kipper!"
Kipper: "Where does that saying come from anyway?"
Legend: "From me when I sold you a snowboard!"

by theRealPhantomPleaseStandUp January 12, 2015