Kankles

When the calf is merged with the foot and the person has no ankle. They are like coffee cans.

That girl is so fat and she has kankles to top it off.

by D Baron June 11, 2007

kankles

when the ankle bone is not defined on the leg,thus it is a kankle!!

looks like u only have a calf and then foot!!!!ya dont have to be fat to have them!!its just a default!

by zlim July 28, 2005

kankles

the freakish comingling of ankles and calves which forms a long, blob-like arc down a fatty's leg.

Chris Wimer has kankles.

by bee-dub December 28, 2005

Kankles

where your ankles look really fat and like "kegs," hence Kankles... (kegs and ankles)

"wow her ankles look HUGE in this photo"
"yeah, just like kegs..."
"LOL, cronic KANKLES"

by Sarah Coolbeans December 18, 2009

kankles

a horrible disease which occurs when the excess fat from the calf merges with the ankle...this forms an area that looks like an extra long fatty calf leading to the foot

Mike Rossetti has the worse case of kankles I've ever seen in my enitre life, I mean those things are massive.

by FuzzyBoSack October 6, 2006

kankles

kankles are the absence of ankles, ie. the legs just flow into the foot. Normally because a person is really fat. Also occurs during pregnancy.

Pregnant woman: I need to sit down, I'm getting massive kankles.

by cutenkooky June 6, 2004

Kankles

When your so fucken fat that you can't tell the difference between your calves and ankles because they're covered in so much lard.

James where are your kneecaps?
I dunno but check out my kankles!

by jim = chunky November 25, 2003