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kaleidoscope

1) A little scope u look into to see a variety of swirling colours.

2) LSD and stoner vision.
If you can't afford a kaleidoscope- smoke some weed and you;ll enjoying it all night long.
by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004
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Kleidorf

An asshole, wanting to leave at inappropriate times especially when everyone just arrives. Hook up with girls then get grounded just so then you don't have to talk to her. Exposing can include exposing the whiteness of one's thighs at inappropriate times even though no one wants to see them.
Guy 1: Dude this party rapes i can't wait to get so shit housed.
Kleidorf: No this party fuckin sucks, let's get the fuck out of here.
Girl with large forehead: Hey you never called me last night.
Kleidorf: Fuck off loser I'm grounded.
by kleidorf June 11, 2009
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Kaleidoscope of Dicks

Something you say to a girl when you think she's banging a bunch of different dudes
"Your vagina hurts because you've had a kaleidoscope of dicks in you all week."
by Theforce2020 July 30, 2020
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Russian Kaleidoscope

Verb:

1.The art of a dominate male human ejaculating into the eye(s) of his female or male partner so the receiver's vision resembles that of a kaleidoscope.
Constance:"Why did you giz in my eye?"
Robert Lazar:"It's called a Russian Kaleidoscope!"

Doris:"I have always wanted to see what a Kaleidoscope looks like!"
Don:"I'll get you a Russian one for Christmas honey."
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Kaleidoskull

A keyboard instrumental by lemon demon

The Kaleidoskull (whose name is a portmanteau of “kaleidoscope” and “skull”) is a vague creature. It’s mentioned again in “Something Glowing.”
The Kaleidoskull Sure is terrifying, eh?
by Doggoswoofwoof September 22, 2020
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kalidou

Kalidou=A cool ass nigga
You a kalidou ass nigga.
This is used as a compliment/synonym for cool ass Nigga
by Kalidou March 18, 2021
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Kalidor

AKA: The Pork

An obese man of minimal intellect, who gorges himself at the expense of others, He is a human void of rotund immensity.

He primarily spends his time having Cyber sex with under aged boys that pretend to be under aged girls.

He manages a sub par Transformer fan message board, wherein his daily duties consist of duping Internet fucktards into donating vast amounts of time & money.

The community members are encouraged to donate funds under the guise of prosperity and believe that their investments will bring about potential Board & community growth, but in all actuality he's probably ciphoning the revenue to supplement his ever "diminishing" income.

Just another complete loser that's better at the "internet" than real life.
"Kalidor has bitch tits!"
by Spotted Sea Cow April 13, 2005
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