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AKA: The Pork

An obese man of minimal intellect, who gorges himself at the expense of others, He is a human void of rotund immensity.

He primarily spends his time having Cyber sex with under aged boys that pretend to be under aged girls.

He manages a sub par Transformer fan message board, wherein his daily duties consist of duping Internet fucktards into donating vast amounts of time & money.

The community members are encouraged to donate funds under the guise of prosperity and believe that their investments will bring about potential Board & community growth, but in all actuality he's probably ciphoning the revenue to supplement his ever "diminishing" income.

Just another complete loser that's better at the "internet" than real life.
"Kalidor has bitch tits!"
Kalidor by Spotted Sea Cow April 13, 2005

Kalifornistan

Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.

Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.

The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.
If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.
Kalifornistan by cchriss92 February 25, 2011
To cause an injunction or impediment to one's actions of smoking pot and or tobacco.
"Yo, Kaldor, can i hit a bowl?"
"No, I dont want it to smell like pot in here"
"Damn, i just got kaldored!"
kaldored by AEPI_Waterloo December 22, 2008

People's Republic of Kalifornia

Abbr. P Rok
1.A State located on the Western coast of the United States, heavily Liberal, and radically against Gun Rights.
Thank god I got out of the People's Republic of Kalifornia, It's rough out there.

Oh man, you're lucky you got out of the P Rok alive.
Kalidou=A cool ass nigga
You a kalidou ass nigga.
This is used as a compliment/synonym for cool ass Nigga
kalidou by Kalidou March 18, 2021

Kalimdor.js 

A Statistical Machine Learning, written in Javascript, designed for developers and their ease of use. It is a great library to solve various Kaggle challenges and real-life Machine Learning problems. It has a low entry barrier and anyone with beginner level Machine Learning knowledge should be able to pick it up fairly quickly.
I helped my manager to automate sales forecasting agenda using Kalimdor.js and made an easy to use Web & Mobile Interface too
Kalimdor.js by Jason Milburn August 14, 2018
A Warcraft word. this in the night elf native tounge, means Chrildren of the Stars.
the night evles were originally called the kaldorei.
kaldorei by Vexan May 13, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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