Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.
After the Cold War, the Avtomat kalashnikov -47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.
by Cranberrytheprincipal May 26, 2006
Get the Avtomat Kalashnikov mug.A real-life recreation of a gun featured on one of Brandon Herrera's cursed gun image videos. Recently given to Donut Operator as a "birthday gift." It's virtually an AK on acid, and the magazine is on top so hence the "bren" in the name.
"Hey John, did you watch Brandon Herrera's Kalashnibren video?"
"God fucking damn it did he actually make it?"
"What can you expect, he's Brandon Herrera"
"God fucking damn it did he actually make it?"
"What can you expect, he's Brandon Herrera"
by GermSherm April 26, 2021
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A recipe of mutton, lamb, tomatoes, carnations, onions, water, oil, and salt & pepper. It's all ground into a thick ball of meat.
Best served on a stick, with Mountain Dew or Crab Juice - as seen on The Simpsons.
Best served on a stick, with Mountain Dew or Crab Juice - as seen on The Simpsons.
Khlav Kalash Guy: "Get your Khlav Kalash!"
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Homer: "Oh, alright. Give me one bowl."
Khlav Kalash Guy: "No bowl. Stick, stick."
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Homer: "Oh, alright. Give me one bowl."
Khlav Kalash Guy: "No bowl. Stick, stick."
by Oil Country October 15, 2007
Get the Khlav Kalash mug.The Avtomat Kalashnikova (or AK47 if you prefer) is a selective-fire, gas operated 7.62mm assault rifle, designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov. The AK is easy to manufacture and cheaper to make than most assault rifles, making it easy for terrorist and guerilla factions worldwide. The AK47 was designed between 1944-1946 and came into service in 1949. The AK is a tough gun, as it is resistent to dirt and corrosion. It can withstand almost anything. If you ran it over with a truck, you could pickit up and it would work perfectly. It is one of the most smuggled firearms in the world. In some regions of the world, Ak's are sold at an extremely low price. To sum this up, the AK is an extremely reliable gun that is relatively cheap and is excellent for many situations.
During a sandstorm in a small Arabian village...
Terrorist (with an Uzi): Put your f***ing hands up!
Civilian: No.
Terrorist: (Tries to fire uzi at civillian, but sand clogs it up)
Civilian: (Pulls out AK47 and the sand doesn't affect the AK)
Terrorist: Oh crap.
Civilian: (Shoots terrorist)
I have to put Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 in here so UD will accept it.
Terrorist (with an Uzi): Put your f***ing hands up!
Civilian: No.
Terrorist: (Tries to fire uzi at civillian, but sand clogs it up)
Civilian: (Pulls out AK47 and the sand doesn't affect the AK)
Terrorist: Oh crap.
Civilian: (Shoots terrorist)
I have to put Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 in here so UD will accept it.
by Matt from Oz September 23, 2009
Get the Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 mug.Kalaisha is a very sweet girl with a very rare name, she’s very giving nice and beyond Beautiful she doesn’t know how to explain her feelings very well she takes everything personal people may think she’s weird sometimes but she’s just very different everybody needs a kalaisha in their live
by Somewhere on earth November 24, 2021
Get the kalaisha mug.Short for Kalashnikov, after the the Avtomat Kalashnikov of 1947, the greatest rifle of our time, our fathers time, and his father's time, feared and respected by the world, were even the snideness of America cannot find grounds of insult to this death-bringer.
Designed in Russia between '44 and '46 by Michail Kalashnikov, by his make, and NO OTHER, this rifle is cannot be broken, jammed, or overheated, and to my knowledge, can fire underwater. It's only known flaw is its frugal specifics, corrected readily by the profoundly accurate AK 103/104, which are lighter than the much less powerful m16 by half an ounce.
Designed in Russia between '44 and '46 by Michail Kalashnikov, by his make, and NO OTHER, this rifle is cannot be broken, jammed, or overheated, and to my knowledge, can fire underwater. It's only known flaw is its frugal specifics, corrected readily by the profoundly accurate AK 103/104, which are lighter than the much less powerful m16 by half an ounce.
-Fill it with mud, fill it with sand, drown it, freeze it, fire 400 rounds. Clean it with a fucking shoelace. The only thing that jams a Kalash is bloodcake in the barrel.
-I got my Klash, my CZ and my MR.22
-I got my Klash, my CZ and my MR.22
by coal87 October 8, 2010
Get the Kalash mug."Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "
by Dave March 25, 2004
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