kaj

a australian guy with the smallest penis in the word

you are sooo kaj, maybe you should go and get a penis enlargement then you might have a chance in life.

by Panda May 20, 2004

kaj

A common typo for insomniacs in yahoo chats for the popular abbreviation "lol". Especially imbarassing when other typos follow.

gagagagagaga! KAJ! errrrrr.....

by Derek January 8, 2004

Kaj Joke

A joke that is composed of either an incredibly bad pun or a play on words. Named after the comical styling of David Chin of San Mateo.

ex. of a Kaj Joke-

Person 1: Ugh, I need a tissue. Does anybody have one?

Person 2: Who Nose??

Note that "nose" and "knows" are the words being emphasized as being the two interchangeable words, creating a hilariously bad joke.

by Kyng January 8, 2009

Kaj Nrig

Kaj Nrig is a word from the Hmong language. It describes a very joyful, peaceful, and warm feeling. It is as if you have been enlightened and are the happiest you've ever been in your entire life. You will often hear it in love songs.

However, it's such an overwhelmingly happy feeling that it is hard to understand unless you know the Hmong language.

Txov kev sib hlub qab npaum zig, ua rau kuv lub siab nyob kaj nrig ("Love feels so sweet, it makes my heart feel like it's enlightened." Line is from "Xav Nyob Hauv Koj Lub Xub Ntiag Tas Li" by Laj Tsawb)

by yinxiuying May 10, 2021

Kaj

A tomboy magnet

Zamn, dat boy a real Kaj! :pukecereal:

by dajuicy April 25, 2022

Kaj

Usually cheats on girls. See Sara can't live without a Jana. There are more. Loves to eat a Cookie

He Is pulling a kaj on amy

by Urbangrl801 September 5, 2025

Kaj

Male form of the name Katherine in Danish.

Jules: "Kaj bb, when can I see you next?"

Kaj: "Never, you ugly pebble!"

by Julesbb January 2, 2021