Kaloni

A Kaloni is smart and really funny. Her smile is beautiful and contagious as well as her laugh. When Kaloni walks in the room you can't help but be excited to see her. Kaloni gives amazing hugs. Feel free to tease kaloni when its right.....Don't worry, she'll dish it back. Kaloni makes a great best friend who while dealing with her own life stresses will always help you feel better. Kaloni is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile and personality. You should always keep a Kaloni around.

Kalonis are AKA Aca-Loni; Aca-awesome.

"Did you see that Kaloni?"
"Yea she's Aca-awesome!"

"No.....She's Aca-Loni!!"

by Aca-Who? January 22, 2013

Kaklonk

When a guys' penis is erect. Or when he quickly becomes horny and its like his penis woke up and is standing upright.

1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot my dick went Kaklonk!

2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!

erection erect

by stiffwilly July 8, 2011

Kaylonni

A Kaylonni is the super hot super fun chick you want to be friends with.Although she is hot as hell she doesn’t notice it and compliments everyone else. Lots of people have crushes on Kaylonni but, she’s oblivious.

Oh my gosh did you see Kaylonni today like, five guys were staring at her and she didn’t even notice.

by Melody Aroura October 6, 2017

kayloni

A beautiful person with a king heart.She is artistic and has a funny humor.

Did you see that new girl?Her name is kayloni and is a wonderful friend.

by Jessy14 February 13, 2018

kailon

A tall,skinny,smart,and sexy young man. You would be lucky to see him let alone date him

Look at that dude over there he must be a Kailon

by That Guy on TV February 16, 2015

kamaloni

A transexual. A gay guy on a golf cart.

"Hey man. look at that kamaloni busting his moves on those guys"

by dogworms November 17, 2011

Kakalones

1. A slang term for testicles.

2. Testicles that hang so low they get feces on them.

3. An offensive way of referring to testicles as if they are soiled or diseased

"You better run or I'm going to choke you with my filthy kakalones!!!

"I can't believe it! I kicked that guy square in the kakalones and ended up getting shit all over my Louboutins..... the are ruined!...... *sob*"

by Aco13 March 2, 2017