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Byakuya Kuchiki

Byakuya Kuchiki, also known as Captain Kuchiki in short, is one of the characters in the Bleach series. In the early episodes, he was responsible for nearly killing Ichigo Kurosaki when Ichigo was about to finish off Renji. In combat, he always appears calm and rarely appears surprised. He's the Captain of the Sixth Division.
Person I: "Damn. That Byakuya Kuchiki is the bomb!"

Person II: "No shit, dude. He makes me wanna fuck him."

Person I: "Homo!"
by BeerChuggin'German August 28, 2008
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Kuching

The capital of Sarawak, Kuching is is the 4th largest urban area in Malaysia and with probably the best quality of life. It is a beautiful, green, laid-back city with non racist people (comprised of mostly Chinese, then Malays and Dayaks)- which is a like far-away dream in most parts of Malaysia. Most only 'learnt how to become' racist after staying for some time in West Malaysia. Intermarriage especially among the Chinese and Dayaks are common. Kuching has the best of both worlds - the facilities of a modern city and the strong community ties of a small town. In short, Kuching is a wonderful place to live in but a mindnumbingly boring place for tourists.

Contrary to what quite a lot of West Malaysians think, Kuching people are not uneducated and 'ulu'. The fact is most Kuchingites can speak better English then them. Kuching also ranks as the no. 2 highest average household income.

Most Kuchingites have the same hobby - eating. This is why there are so many kopitiams over here. Our most famous foods are the kolo mee, laksa Sarawak, kacangma and midin belacan.

Kuching is developing at a very pace rapid pace and this is not neccesarily a good thing. Rising crime, traffic jams, several new malls, and more coming soon might turn Kuching into another unlivable metropolis. Currently however, crime and traffic are still much better than in other large cities in Malaysia.

Noooo.. Kuching, you're beautiful just the way you are! Don't grow up too fast! T_T
Kuchingite driving around: Haiyo why Kuching so boring one no place to go one? All the same things nia.

Another Kuchingite: Nevermind la. Can go eat again lor.
by MimiLala March 7, 2008
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Kouchie

From the Mighty Diamonds song "Pass the kouchie on the left hand side, How does it feel when you got no herb?"
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kuchipatchi

The cutest creature ever to be made up. He is green with "patchies" (also referred to a "kissie face" where one scrunches their lips together in an O-shape) and is just cute. He originates from the little electronic toy Tamagotchi.
Girl 1: Awwwe! What did your tamagotchi hatch into??

Girl 2: A kuchipatchi! Isn't he just precious?

Girl 1: Wish he were real...
by lolzorzomglolstarfoxforevs September 28, 2011
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kutchie

A pipe used by Rastafarians for communal smoking of marijuana.

The term was popularized worldwide by the "Mighty Diamonds" song entitled: "Pass the Kutchie".
"Pass the kutchie to the left hand side. Seen?"
by blakUP January 5, 2009
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kuchenmeister

A word used to describe anything you require it to...
"Dude, you're such a fucking kuchenmeister"

"Christ, my kuchenmeister is throbbing"

"hey! kuchenmeister! your cocks hanging out!"

"mmm she has a wonderfully furry kuchenmeister"
by triggerquatra April 27, 2010
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kuchi

vagina. See also: koochi. Origin: kuchi is a Japanese word meaning mouth.
"I be poppin' in the kuchi." (I am always having sex.)
by Dan of Phila. September 24, 2005
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