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Kosh refers to someone who offers to befriend you but instead Sexually Assaults you.
"I swear her bag was in the Innit I didn't mean to be a kosh"
Kosh by TheManInBlackInWhite October 16, 2019
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Dude, let's roll up a kosh.
Kosh by enimatiery388 September 8, 2010
short for kosher.

1. as in kosher (jewish) foods. need to be prepared specialy. strict and picky in general. so it means someone who is really picky about foods and asks lots of questions to the waiters and such

2. high class, picky.
1. "my date wanted to know everything that was in the pasta sauce. then he asked to have 2 icecubes in his water. it was so embarassing. i was like 'stop being so godamn kosh'"

2. "so i walked in there all kosh and asked to see all the pink phones they had"
kosh by mayinsummer March 14, 2007
A guy that is very good looking!
God damn, Joe is a kosh!
Kosh by bAc$taBbeD December 10, 2004
Its all good, everythings fine ect.
Bob: Hey how are you?

Pete: Its all kosh,
Kosh by Destined451 July 14, 2005
Acronym for King Of Shit Happens. A state where everything that could go wrong, does and in a bad way.
I had kosh over the weekend. I was attempting to remove a screw on a manifold, but it was already stressed and the head broke off. So I drilled a hole in the remaining screw shaft to use a bolt extractor. Setting the extractor in place, the screw pushed into the manifold because it was originally drilled and tapped too deeply. I could have used a magnetic tool to grab the screw IF it were steel, but it was not. So I would need to remove the manifold to get to the screw. To remove the manifold though, the main engine harness needed to be disconnected and when I attempted that, the ancient plastic connector crumbled to pieces. I called the parts store for a new connector and was told that this specific part was no longer manufactured, but a special order interchangeable part from a very rare Ferrari was available- for a price...
kosh by fe3tmx5 July 1, 2011