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So basically knockers are the kinda homie who don’t doorframe shit you need a knocker because that nibba remembers his own birth yeah some knockers have a photographic memory but some became a knocker over time anyway a knocker will remember the exact day minute and second your girl was born for you so you can give that gift at the perfect time also a knocker is always looking out for a homie like a knocker will always use his knocker abilities to help you blessed
This knocker rememberd how ww2 happened exactly even tho he wasn’t there knockers remember everything I tell you
Knocker by Pikapac22 December 7, 2018
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Guy 1: You shouldn't trust that guy.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He's just a run-of-the-mill knocker.
knocker by Comedy_Camel August 20, 2016
a male whore who knocks a lot of women up
person 1:you see that bitch over there
person 2: yeah hes a knocker got 5 kids already

person 1: thats mental hes only 17
knocker by pikapac May 4, 2020
A bunch of things to describe someone
Either negative or positive
knocker by Knocker101 May 13, 2021
A slightly overweight AET with a curly mullet and an oversized head. Tends to eat chicken. Might be overheard saying “it’s bastard fucking fucked”.
Webbo: what’s for scran knocker.
Knocker: chicken
Webbo: what did you have for lunch knocker?
Knocker: chicken
Webbo: what do you fancy for breakfast knocker
Knocker: chicken
Knocker by Knockerlovesatranny November 19, 2025

Knocker ID 

A persons distinct/unique knock that allows them to be identified before being seen or heard.

This allows the person to decide if they want to let the person in or pretend they're not in.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK......KNOCK....KNOCK..... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "whats that?!?" "Thats Matthew with the tens!" "how do you know?" "Duh! Knocker ID! N.O but you're stupid! "
Knocker ID by B247E June 25, 2010

Knocker shot 

The drinking of alcohol via a shot glass placed between a woman's cleavage.
On TV show, Wilfred.

"Who wants a knocker shot?"
(woman walks over and places shot of jager between her breasts)
"Okay..."
(Elijah Wood then drinks the shot between the waitress' breasts)
Knocker shot by darksteel August 27, 2013