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what teenagers claim they are not
mom: your just a kid! you dont need a credit card!

teenager: IM NOT A KID IM 13!
kid by Lilwaynesucks555 January 18, 2010
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Something that you yeet across the room
Guy: my kid yeet
Mom: :|
Kid by Corbin3645 November 9, 2020
Anyone below the age of 18 (or 21, in some circles.) Don't listen to the idiotic fools who hate on little kids because they think it's "hip and cool".
Adult: "lawlz i r teh 1337 adult cuz i h8 kidz"

Kid: "I thought that you got SMARTER when you got older."
kid by Smithkakarot August 3, 2006
kid = (also kidda) friend ,mate, can be used to from a complete stranger to close family simply meaning my friend or my mate.
kid by kyle harper March 15, 2004
look at that cute kid suckling on that goat!
kid by Animal lover! January 3, 2004
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing God said to them was: "Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam asked.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit", said God.

"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?" Adam and Eve asked, jumping up and down excitedly.

"It's over there," said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having a forbidden fruit break and he was very angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you do it?" God asked exasperatedly.

"I dunno," Adam answered.

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is a reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give your children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be so hard on yourself. If God had trouble handling his children, what makes you think it should be a piece of cake for you?
Kids are the flowers of life ... on their parents' graves.
kid by alvit May 17, 2009