Kindergarten

The place I need to stay 50 meters away from

I only touched the kindergarten-kid once!

by Uncle_The_Sketchy_Guy April 15, 2020

Kindergarten

Der Kindergarten ist in Deutschland nicht ein Teil des Schulsystems. Das Wort haben sich die Amerikaner von den Deutschen abgeschaut. Viele Kinder gehen im Alter von 3 bis 6 Jahren in den Kindergarten und danach auf die Grudnschule die meistens in de Nähe liegt. In manchen Kindergärten lernen die Kinder die bald in die Schule kommen schon bisschen schreiben, rechnen und lesen aber in den meisten Kindergärten geht es um die Sozialen Kontalkte und die Bewegung.

Die Oma: Wann wird er in den Kindergarten gehen?

Die Mutter: Er wird in 1,5 Jahren in den Kindergarten gehen.

by Halloihrlieben May 29, 2020

Kindergarten

1st year of Primary school

She is a little kindergarten

by 459395 March 3, 2022

Kindergarten

The 0th grade

I was a kindergarten teacher for 11 years

by 459395 April 2, 2022

kindergarten level

When you have to explain things to adults on a kindergaten level.

When mom is trying to explain something to dad and he dosen't get it, mom has to explain it to him in a kindergarten level!!!!

by holly palmer January 27, 2008

kindergarten crush

It's when you like someone and have a little crush on someone nothing serious. Almost like when kindergarteners have cute little crushes on each other.

Did you see the new waitress at the Chegg? I think I have a kindergarten crush on her.

by Kristian Pulz April 23, 2008

Kindergarten Art Class

The man first shaves his pubic hair and saves the hair in a cup or some other container. After having sex, the man ejaculates on his partner and sprinkles his stored pubic hairs over the fresh cum causing it to stick. Much like glitter sprinkled over glue.

I gave my girlfriend a Kindergarten Art Class last night. She woke up this morning with my iniyials stuck to her belly.

by D Snutz December 4, 2013