Kilbane

(n) A new style of facial hair. This style of facial hair must include a patch of cheek hair that makes its way up to the eyes. Other traditional styles of facial hair may be combined with the Kilbane considering cheek hair is completely unique to this new style, however it is usually accompanied by a beard. To achieve a true Kilbane, one must also grow dense circles of hair around his (or her) nipples, however this unique combination of body hair is rumored to be achievable only by one elite individual.

Person 1: "My cheeks are itchy."
Person 2: "That's because your sporting a Kilbane and haven't shaved your cheeks recently. That's disgusting."

by j.agler July 29, 2011

kilbane

(v) Violently curb checking one’s own car.

Kilbane: "I'm a really good driver."
4 seconds later the car hops the curb
Passenger: "Damn! Did you just Kilbane a curb again?! Lucky you didn't blow out that tire."

by j.agler July 29, 2011

KilbOWNED

When a person makes plans, and breaks them, again and again and again... When a person makes their own bush league rules at their golf outing, to better their chances of winning. Finding out that a person made plans to do something and never even planned on showing up.

Hey Chris, what time is Jeremy supposed to be here? Oh wait, he isn't coming.. We just got KilbOWNED!

So the tiebreaker for this outing is the amount of birdies you got throughout the round? Not by going back to the toughest handicap hole and seeing who had the best score? Damn, we just got KilbOWNED

by Spartans 2482 July 29, 2009

Kilbride

A city in St.John's interperted to be "Hard as fuck" Inhabitants of Kilbride seem to boast this "hardness" and take pride in the fact that they "smoke darts and break hearts" Some inhabitants include Mitchell,Katie among others.Some activities that people from "The Bride" take part in is drinking,hanging at "da cabin",hanging at the "Lions Club" and smoking "darts".In conclusion it is one of the best most hardcore fly places to live in all of the places in St.John's.

Guy:So where do you live?
Girl:Kilbride HARD AS FUCK!

Example 2:
Guy:By's lets go to the cabin tonight!
Girl:Smoking darts and breaking hearts ya knows we'll be there

by Mglad April 25, 2011

Kilbirnie

Where all the residents are classed as extremely poor citizens of Scotland

Also is The name of a town in Ayrshire

Everywhere you look in kilbirnie, you’ll see a lot of junkies and jakes, absolute KT bastards

by BCF NO 1. FKT February 9, 2019

Liam Kilby

A cool guy, who likes to hang around with friends, drink alcohol sometimes and kick back and relax. He knows the slight difference between 'Chino wankers' and 'Chino Warriors' which is a very handy thing to know in the school in which he enrolls.

Student 1: Hey... Who gave that kid permission to wear chinos in my part of the school? He ain't no Chino Warrior!

Liam kilby: Well... duhh... He's a Chino Wanker.

by youdontknowwhoiamahaha May 10, 2012

Craig Kilborn

A person who exists as a placeholder until someone more awesome comes along.

Name inspired by former Daily Show and Late Late Show Host Craig Kilborn who, after leaving each program, was replaced by a host who drove up the popularity of each program.

"Nobody ever gets serious with that guy. He's just for fun in the meantime. He's a total Craig Kilborn."

by SassandtheCity May 6, 2010