KFC

A horrible place to work, I know, I once worked there, you can get food poisoning from the chicken they serve, the secret ingredients are flour, something that looks almost like garden herbs and salt (Not exactly secret when you've got all, if not two of the ingredients at home and readily alavilble) a place that makes Nazi Germany look like a tourist destination. I was sacked because I refused to serve out of date food to customers, (we had a new boss who was Satan who had managed to posses a human body that wanted the old food shifting, the more simple idea would be to dispose of the chicken in the bins at the back) do yourself a favour, don't work at KFC
KFC= Kan't Find the Chicken

KFC Manager: Can you please serve the customers the out of date Chicken?
Me: Fuck off, I'm not doing that!
KFC Manager: then get off the premesis and don't come back!

by Metal Master October 10, 2005

KFC

Where the boogies from the ghetto go to eat.

Let's steal us a watermelon, buy a couple of 40s, and get some KFC.

by Bob November 30, 2004

KFC

Korean Fat Chick

I saw a KFC today

by the annoying bastard June 25, 2009

KFC

Kennedy Fried Chicken -The ghetto KFC run usually by the arabs behind bullet proof glass and a lot cheaper than the real KFC.

Forget KFC, lets go to Kennedy fried chicken instead it's $3.00 for 3 pieces, a bun, and a soda.

by Calvin1 July 12, 2007

KFC

Keen for cock

andy: "Ohh man, that chick is such a slut"

john: "Shit yeah, totally KFC"

by mitchos devos January 17, 2011

KFC

A fast food restaurant which doesn’t sell chicken but is still better than mcdonalds

Harry:Bro, you wanna go to KFC?

Nathan:yeah sure fam I didn’t want any chicken anyway

by Imma_HomeSkillet™️ November 13, 2018

KFC

(1) Kentucky Fried Chicken, a fast food chain that will give you C H I C K E N.

(2) Kentucky Fried Console, a gaming device that can be used to fry chicken for some reason.

(3) The Humans in Undertale/Deltarune. (Kris, Frisk, Chara)

Person one: "We should get KFC for dinner."

Person two: "Yes."

by Lancer Deltarune May 27, 2023