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Drunken Karaoke

When a female is going down on a male, and she so drunk she can't seem to put the penis into her mouth, yet she's moaning at it as it sloshes around her face. This is usually accompanied with a fair amount of saliva which in turn, smears her hair onto her face and looks like sweat from a live concert performance.
My god. Last night was insane! She totally did a drunken karaoke.
by -djb- April 7, 2011
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PowerPoint Karaoke

When the presenter of a PowerPoint presentation is reading straight off the slide and not expanding on what is written.
"She's just reading straight off the slide! She may as well let us read it rather than read it out to us - it's PowerPoint Karaoke, I tells ya!"
by TeRRa4 October 21, 2011
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goat karaoke

A new craze wherein folks bring their goats to a karaoke bar, get shit-faced and then reach a point where they are completely unselfconscious on the stage doing a duet with the goat.
Let’s go my fun loving little grass monkey, we got our goat karaoke tonight!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019
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Karate chopping the meatloaf.

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.
He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.
by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015
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bed karate

When you have trouble sleeping and you find your body in several awkward positions and kicking your sheets throughout the night.
I couldn't sleep last night and I found myself in contorted position -I had bed karate!
by radken April 26, 2009
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Italian Karate

(n) an ancient art of self-defense and offense used by Italians for generations. Basically, it involves beating the shit out of someone. Then, if they are still coming at you, take out a baseball bat. If they are still coming at you, use a gun. That's it.
Italian karate is a joke, actually. Despite the stereotype, Italians are not all violent and crime-prone. They are hard-working, intelligent people. Viva Italia!!!
by New Jack Swing May 1, 2006
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karate chop in session

1. The time period where it is ok to karate chop someone/anyone you see.
I was walking in the hallway when a man shouted "karate chop in session!" then he karate chopped me.
by godsp33d August 24, 2009
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