Kabir is a cross between new and old world monkeys. Resembling bartungas, they originate from Africa, but resembles looks of Mexican breeds.

They range in size of gorillas, Some are arboreal (living in trees) while others live in Stirling and Coogee; diets differ among the various Kabir's but may contain any of the following: fruit, leaves, seeds, nuts, flowers (lillies), insects, spiders, eggs, arms and small animals.

Some characteristics are shared between most apes, butt scratching, butt sniffing, butt tickling and dancing in pantries.

The are lovable, and often likes to dress in space suits.

The first monkey in space was Albert II who flew in the US-launched V2 rocket in June 14, 1949. The second space monkey is Kabir! Man what a cool monkey!

Kabir stole my giant donuts! and its now in the Palm tree!

Kabir by Carrot7 April 4, 2008

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Kabir

Kabir is witty. playful. funny. Kabir is usually a sweetheart. Kabir is surrounded by several lady friends at all times. chick magnet, if i put it right. Kabir is also a puppy. he has a peculiar laugh which can make you laugh at his laugh but can melt your heart. Kabir plays the guitar, huh, can't help himself being sexy can he

Girl 1: there's this new cute guy in the office
girl 2: oh, what's his name?
girl 1: Kabir
girl 2: oh it makes sense!

Kabir by veronicamoonchild July 24, 2019

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kabir

kabir is a deer who drinks beer, he doesn't have many peers and loves to scream cheers!

Look at that drunk loner, I think he's a kabir.

kabir by fayyaz June 10, 2018

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Kabir

Says whom and cuz a lot and Is 36 years old.

Hey I'm kabir whom are you

Kabir by Hairydicklord5678 July 2, 2019

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