twizzler jizzler

when you shove a cherry twizzler up your ass and tell the girl to eat it out of it while you beat off into a cup and pour it onto her face

I twizzler jizzlered zach's girlfriend last night.

by carltonjohn69 May 31, 2010

The jizzler

Something like the boogeyman except sexier

I the jizzler will give your night pizzazz

by Sir squirrel August 21, 2014

Harry Jizzler

Most commonly used as a name for a Based boomer, or a boomer that has achieved enlightenment through the use of White Claw alcoholic seltzers

Also refers to a hairy penis

Me: I love Harry Jizzler

Also me: I love Harry Jizzler in my mouth

by Chan Jaoming September 28, 2020

Jizzler

(Jizz-lur) Noun.

A fanatic of Jared Followill, the youngest Followill and bassist of Kings of Leon. Originated on the famous Kings of Leon forum, HappyAlone.

frontiercity at 3:40am: I'm a JIZZLER and I'm PROUD OF IT! *kisses picture of Jared*

by Frontiercity May 29, 2009

Jizzler

When you fill any candy, preferably a Twizzler, with semen.

"Last Halloween, the local pedophile me a Jizzler. I didn't know what to do so I kindly accepted it."

by Professor Magnum Dong November 25, 2013

jizzlerious

When you've had so many cream pies you've forgotten whats happened.

We've done it four times now. What?! I thought it was three... OMG I must be Jizzlerious.

by Kennedrhi December 31, 2022

Banana jizzler

Take a banana.

Proceed to jack off.

Jizz on the banana.
Stick the banana up the girls vagina.
Proceed.

dude, me and Sally tried the banana jizzler.

Hardcore bro.

by rysterryn March 3, 2011