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Juwan

Man Juwan is a Short as NIgga
by Martall September 1, 2018
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Juwan

Something so indescribably beautiful , the most perfect in the whole universe.
Those tulips are so juwan.
by anonymousanonymouss June 14, 2024
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Juwan Howard Index

A measure of how detrimental a star player is to a sports team. It is based off the notion that no NBA basketball team has been successful with Juwan Howard on their roster.
Man, Starburry's real high on the Juwan Howard Index.
by Ice Penguino July 24, 2008
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Juwan Lee McMullin-Bey

An African American slave who attempted to escape slavery in the grasp of Sgt. G. Michael in the early 2000’s. Every attempt was failed, until he was found unresponsive on January 14, 2026.
Have you heard about Juwan Lee McMullin-Bey?”

‘Yeah, we just learned about him in history class!’
by Gavvy Wavvy December 18, 2023
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juan de poco

Juan de poco is the name given for someone who accomplish something in history but you're not sure who the he really is because your talking out your ass.
The first person to ever sail around the world is uh....juan de Poco. Or I think Juan de Poco invented the internet or maybe the greeting what's up.
by Bearcatkev August 1, 2018
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JuanaFlippa

JuanaFlippa is a transgender dragon egg with glasses from the QSMP Egg-Adoption Partner Event who was adopted by ElMariana and Slimecicle on April 3rd, 2023. Originally named Frontflipo, before being changed to JuanFlippo, then being changed again to JuanaFlippa after she came out. She is currently dead. There was a funeral event held on April 17th, where she was briefly seen again to reunite with her parents before leaving.

She lost her first life on April 6th when neither parent showed up. She lost her second life on April 9th when Mariana misclicked her bed, breaking it and killing her. There was a trial held on April 12th, after Slimecicle took Mariana to court, to revive JuanaFlippa (by murdering whoever lost the case). She was revived, with Slimecicle and Mariana’s penalty being 10 minutes jail time as the resurrection took place, but they escaped so they could watch it. She was killed again by Mariana on April 14th by sweeping edge whilst he was fighting a Vindicator.

Her family is dysfunctional but they both care about JuanaFlippa and her identity.
JuanaFlippa’s best friend was Tilin, with Tilin feeling the same way.
Person 1: Hey, who’s the egg with the glasses on the QSMP?
Person 2: Oh, JuanaFlippa! She has glasses like both of her parents, Mariana and Slimecicle.
Person 1: Oh yeahh. She’s my favorite! Praise to her admin honestly.
by juanaflippa April 22, 2023
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Uncle Juan

Hispanic version of an Uncle Tom. Uncle Juan is subservient to the dominant culture in hopes of winning favoritism. Uncle Juan's deride their ethnic roots and try to distance themselves as much as possible. Often they take pride in not knowing Spanish and are offended when Spanish is spoken to them. They generally view Hispanic culture as inferior and exhibit culture self loathing. Example, Trump supporter and Uncle Juan Marco Guitierrez warned that if Trump loses there will be "taco trucks on every corner"
Juan is such an Uncle Juan, he even went so far as to change his name to John.
by Biggleswurth September 18, 2016
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