justifiable homicide

When the judge or jury of your murder trial likes the same football team as you

Person 1: I did not kill that woman!!! By the way I am a Patriots fan...

Judge: It was so sad that they lost... I find this man not guilty!!!! This fits under justifiable homicide

by Ciandre Jackson February 4, 2008

Justifiable vomicide

When a friend tells you a story thats so disgusting you projectile vomit on them...

Bart told emmett a tale of scat, midgets and donkeys that was so appalling emmett yacked in bart's face...everyone agreed it was justifiable vomicide...

by emmettaclown December 20, 2010

Justifiable homicide

The mercy killing of anyone with the surrname Trump, any registered republican, or anyone who lives in a red state.

"Kenny drove his SUV through the crowd at the Trump rally in Wisconsin. He killed 43 trumptards and wounded a hundred more."

" Oh shit! Kenny is fucked now, I think Wisconsin has the death penalty!"

" LOL! No worries my friend, Wisconsin is a red state, and all of the stiffs are trumptards. It's justifiable homicide. They might even give him a medal".

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018

Justifiable Nomicide

When food looks/smells SO gotdamn good, you just have to eat it. (even if it belongs to someone else)

That pot of crackaroni and cheese Yoli left out was just beggin to be nommed. I had to eat it...totally a Justifiable Nomicide.

by The original kali chan May 19, 2011

Justinian

Based on those like justin beiber for whom puberty is a dream or a goal.

in the cult of justinians they say" puberty coming soon"

by TeenBoy November 22, 2011

justin and justiniana

They both have a crush on eachother.
They can be friends.

Friend1:Oh look they are hugging
Friend2:whats their name?
Friend1:Justin and Justiniana
Friend2:ok

by TheAwesomeSubscriber May 25, 2018

Justifiable Salt

A term used for when you are angry and upset about something, but it is for a good reason or something that seems, as in the term, justifiable.

Person 1: So of COURSE Lindsey decides, 'oh, I should totally go downstairs WITHOUT the group and wander around looking at the fucking whales, causing my group to be twenty minutes late back to the bus!'
Person 2: That's justifiable salt right there.
Person 1: I KNOW! SHE'S SO STUPID!

by MaggotHoles February 16, 2018