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Just Jesus January

This is the month where you repent of your sins from Destroy Dick December, you must fast from masturbation, sex, and watching porn, instead you must turn to the Bible for wisdom and guidance.
Just Jesus January was a rough month it was like No Nut November only I had Jesus this month.
by JarodCostello November 25, 2018
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just jerk January

on just jerk January men can only masturbate. you can not sex or get blowjob.
Also on just jerk January you can fix your failure on no nut November
on just jerk January your hand will be your best friend
by mr. sexi November 2, 2019
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I'm just joshin

I'm just joshin: When you fuck around or do something stupid
Bro I simply failed that test. I was just joshin.

Marco hit the pee pee stick. He was just joshin
by daddykaydin March 18, 2019
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Just Jizz January

Just Jizz January means you need to jizz everyday on the January month. You need to jizz on your dresser, console, cat, dog, anything in your house.
Aye man, you know about Just Jizz January?

Yeah but i got punished for jizzing on my cat.
by octnee January 6, 2021
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just jack it january

Similar to Destroy Dick December, Just jack it January entails that the individual must only "jack it" (Masturbate) with his/her (Gender Inclusive) free time. The challenge begins as soon as the little hand strikes 12 on January 1st. Many in the past have considered it to be a group activity as it begins on New Years day when many individuals are with friends and family.
Arjun: Man I'm so tired from destroy dick december
Diana: Get ready for round 2, a.k.a Just Jack It January!
by J_A_D_G April 21, 2018
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just joking

something you say after you state the truth and get yelled at.
Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.

Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.

Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.

Boy: Just joking...
by july72011 July 7, 2011
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