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A condition in which a pathological histrionic liar looks at the jury after every single question to appear honest but failing miserably, thus resulting in an injury to the neck muscles, more specifically to the sternocleidomastoid.
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Usually small, with a big butt, she can be cocky as and when required....
Jurate is a very loving little being, she is honest, insecure, overthinker and a lot of times can cause drama for no reason.
She has a great intuition, if you're playin about or not being honest she knows! Nobody knows how but she does know so keep that in mind!
Jurate is great at everything but occasionally needs guidance as she will just go for it, and that can be amazing or a catastrophy!
If you're a lucky guy and find yourself Jurate, keep your sh*t together and be genuine or she will ditch u faster than u can imagine.
She is an amazing partner, mum, lover and will make sure u are the happiest man on earth.
Usually small, with a big butt, she can be cocky as and when required....
Jurate is a very loving little being, she is honest, insecure, overthinker and a lot of times can cause drama for no reason.
She has a great intuition, if you're playin about or not being honest she knows! Nobody knows how but she does know so keep that in mind!
Jurate is great at everything but occasionally needs guidance as she will just go for it, and that can be amazing or a catastrophy!
If you're a lucky guy and find yourself Jurate, keep your sh*t together and be genuine or she will ditch u faster than u can imagine.
She is an amazing partner, mum, lover and will make sure u are the happiest man on earth.
Omg its Jurate look at that booty! As long as I got a face and she has that bum she has a place to sit on!
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This guy stole my car today but I saw him at the 711 buying bread, peanut butter and jelly. So I confronted him about my car and he apologized and told me his name was Javier Jurado-Jurado and convinced me to go to his place, so I did, I said I would not fuck hi and he said ok, but we got to his place and he pulled out his cock and I couldn't resist! my husband called while I was riding his cock, I just laughed and kept fucking him, it didn't bother me at all even though I should have felt guilty, he had some power over me...or maybe it was just that dick? We left and before I noticed, he took off in my car again!
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