Junk Food Dude

Someone who is always around, but doesn't really have any redeeming features. High in sodium, low in anything worthwhile.

That guy you were about to fight last night was being a real Junk Food Dude

by brucelives December 30, 2015

junk food titties

man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising

He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"

by bert December 13, 2004

Junk food hangover

When one consumes so much junk food that the following day he or she feels still feels full, nauseous, sick, bloated and/or like crap. This usually occurs during but is not subjected to holidays such as; Christmas and Halloween.

Josh: Dude, what’s wrong with you?

Mike: Oh man, I ate so much at Christina’s party

yesterday. I think I have a junk food hangover.

by Thisonechick. December 20, 2010

Junk food shits

When you have eaten a lot of junk food and you sit down on the toilet to take a crap. Thirty minutes later you notice that the shit seems to have gotten stuck and is plastered to your hole, so you have to use an entire roll of toilet paper to get it out. In some cases just get off the toilet and take a shower.

I was late for class because I had a giant bag of Cheetos last night and it gave me the worst chain of junk food shits.

I had the junk food shits last night and I used an entire roll of toilet paper until I noticed that there was still shit all over my ass, so I decided to just take a shower instead.

by aomia February 25, 2010

junk food

anything with packs of lard in it

1.chips are junk food
2.lardy delich is junk food

by ampoo May 20, 2003

Junk food blue balls

Junk food blue balls is when you've been on a diet for far too long and you have been deprived of the junk food you so desire.

Shit man I've been on this diet for 3 days and I got mad junk food blue balls

by Deadxroses February 16, 2019

Intellectual Junk Food

Vicarious of interesting experiences through media content observation for the sole purpose of staving off boredom despite the stimulus giving no value or meaning to one's life.

(See "reality" TV)
Roe Jogan: Live your life like you're the hero in your movie write down what you want and cut out all the shit that doesn't matter.
Addict: But I can't stop spending time watching Tooster Reeth!
Roe Jogan: That's just Intellectual Junk Food and there's nothing enriching about it.
Addict: I watch it to comfort me just to relieve stress, you're too harsh.
Roe Jogan: Tough love, that's what everybody needs, me included.

by Avant Guardian August 20, 2014