Juneau, Alaska

A small tourist-filled city of about 30,000 people located in southeast Alaska, Juneau is the absolute place to be. During the short yet fun-filled springs and summers, both visitors and full Alaskans enjoy visiting the beautiful glaciers, trails, and lakes. Mountains are easily hiked, and the beautiful atmosphere is overwhelming. In Juneau, every breath is fresh and crisp, and would make the long trip worth it just by itself. Juneau is surrounded by trees and wildlife, for it is located within the widely-known Tongas Rainforest. The people of Juneau are always supporting of the local resturants and businesses. If your looking at traveling options, Juneau, AK, is definitely a destination to consider.

New Yorker: I want to go to Juneau, Alaska!
Juneauite: Come on over!
New Yorker: I want to see the polar bears, moose, and eskimos!
Juneauite: Their aren't any polar bears/moose/eskimos in Juneau... :/

by maybei'mcooler? September 11, 2011

juneauism

The belief that one accepts God-Emperor Juneau the Big White Dog as their rightful overlord and savior above all other gods (and/or dogs) and pledges oneself to Him in eternal devotion and servitude.

I practice Juneauism by starting every day with a prayer: May God-Emperor Juneau, the goodest boy (Praise be unto him!) permit us to bask in his cuteness for all eternity and deliver unto us salvation! Woof! (Amen!)

by Juneauworshipper October 14, 2022

Janeane Garofalo

An ignorant D-list celebrity/bitch that has never made a substantive argument to back up any of her political views and instead just calls everyone that disagrees with her a racist or a homophobe. Most recently, she did this when she accused tea party protesters of being racist rednecks, even though the protest had nothing at all to do with race. JG lacks the cognitive ability to understand that it is possible for people to be angry about the excessive spending, coming hyperinflation and tax increases that will destroy this country, and not be racists. Also, she doesn't shave her pits and has a head the size of a Hummer.

Dude: "Hey, I said I didn't want pickles on my burger!"

Janeane Garofalo: "You fucking racist."

by RME1976 July 12, 2009

Jenean

A woman with many talents, including knowing a bull*%&^ liar when she see's one. Knows how to kick ass, and take names. Loves deep and f*%^& hard.
A sexy ass woman who I can only hope to get with or get someone just like her.
My dream bitch!

Me: Jenean is looking good today, but man did she about kill that guy who gave her lip!

Hank: Hell yeah she did! She looked ready to kick his ass! Her man is the luckiest fag around.

Me: I know.... I hope they split up so I can get with her.

Hank: Dream on fag.

by makes u wonder July 2, 2009

Junkaneering

someone who makes things out of junk

mate, that bike you built out of a pile of garbage is an excellent example of Junkaneering. its so good you could use it every day if it wasn't so crappy looking.

by fartiscrubs June 15, 2018

Juneau Douche Bags

The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.

Those Juneau Douche Bags would sleep with a toaster if they could only afford to buy it a drink.

by AKCoug February 21, 2011

jubean

jubean is the theory that everyone has the potential for greatness but do not neccesarily achieve it. Jubean is not only a title but a scale of your greatness. The better you are the more "jubean" you are. People like Oprah are considered the Anti-jubean.

"hey whats up, jubean!"

by laughing_bun May 30, 2006