jumpman

weed dealer.

Person 1: Aye, where jumpman?
Person 2: Hell if I know, man.

by hellafucked January 2, 2017

Jumpman

Awkard in serious conversations but your a drake type of guy sometimes to deep you need a snorkel to breath

YO MAN WHY YOU JUMPING

IM A JUMPMAN WHAT IF THERES NO TOMORROW

by CHARLEMAGNEX111 April 22, 2016

Jumpman

When the head is so good it makes you spread your legs and put your arm in the air like the jumpman logo

Jenny's got the head game on deck she gave me a jumpman last night

by Yung sweeti November 3, 2017

oregon city jumpman johnson

A term used in Oregon City, Oregon for the act of running down a set of bleachers while squirting feces out when you jump to mirror the fetal position. The feces can be liquid or log form. This is a common practice for young kids in Oregon City when they are methed out. A common result of this is when you get the real stanky leg, or drippy stanky leg.

Jordan does the Oregon City Jumpman Johnson everyday that ends in Y.

by IownYou24 July 16, 2009

Jumpman

Basically its Michael Jordan

Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman that boy has somethin

Singed by Drake,Future

by That boii who helps February 22, 2017

Jumpman

Mario's deadname.

Pauline: Hey, Jumpman! Long time no see; how've you been?
Mario: I've been doing good. I actually go by Mario now.

by IlSoupylI July 19, 2022

Jumpman

Within the mormon community, someone who assists to simulate the humping motion of sex between two people, which is frequently paired with soaking. The act is referred to as a Jump Hump.

"Oliver, you know me and your sister Olive have been dating for a while. We're ready to take the next step, but need some help. Would you be my jumpman this weekend at our hotel?"

by Snapper Dragon January 10, 2024