jumpman

weed dealer.

Person 1: Aye, where jumpman?
Person 2: Hell if I know, man.

by hellafucked January 2, 2017

jumpman doing a split

When somebody cops a fake pair of Jordans and the Jumpman legs are spread to far apart resembling a split.It is the most noticeable sign of a fake.

Fake Hypebeast:Yah man got them for 500$
Random:why ya jumpman doing a split?

by TheFakeYoshii February 13, 2018

oregon city jumpman johnson

A term used in Oregon City, Oregon for the act of running down a set of bleachers while squirting feces out when you jump to mirror the fetal position. The feces can be liquid or log form. This is a common practice for young kids in Oregon City when they are methed out. A common result of this is when you get the real stanky leg, or drippy stanky leg.

Jordan does the Oregon City Jumpman Johnson everyday that ends in Y.

by IownYou24 July 16, 2009

Jumpman

Basically its Michael Jordan

Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman that boy has somethin

Singed by Drake,Future

by That boii who helps February 22, 2017

Jumpman

Within the mormon community, someone who assists to simulate the humping motion of sex between two people, which is frequently paired with soaking. The act is referred to as a Jump Hump.

"Oliver, you know me and your sister Olive have been dating for a while. We're ready to take the next step, but need some help. Would you be my jumpman this weekend at our hotel?"

by Snapper Dragon January 10, 2024

Jumpman

Mario's deadname.

Pauline: Hey, Jumpman! Long time no see; how've you been?
Mario: I've been doing good. I actually go by Mario now.

by IlSoupylI July 19, 2022