judo

They way a mexican says you don't

Judo no if I can I can make it up the stairs.

by brohoeeeee123 August 9, 2009

Judo

JUDO ju·do//joo-doh - noun

1. A true feat of greatness in the sport of Ultimate in which one completes what is known as a Callahan in lay-out form. Completion of this act usually results in a feeling of significant pride, availability of bragging rights, and making your opponent feel foolish.

Did you see that girl's layout callahan in the game against Pitt? That must be Judo.

by PeaceFrog Ultimate April 11, 2010

Judo

what bagels are made of

Karate is a martial art, Judo is a Hebrew pastry

by ezduzit July 7, 2010

Judo

1) The proper, real definition of the word "Judo" is that it is a Japanese martial art. It is a sport adapted from jujitsu, which uses principles of not resisting, and is similar to wrestling.

2) A dumber, but also valid for this Urban Dictionary, version of the word Judo means "you don't", and is said by sterotype rednecks. It is mentionned at least once on the show "Blue Collar Comedy", and also in jokesites that have a 'redneck dictionary'.

1) Sidney loves sports, but he hasn't done any judo in a while.

2) "Judo know nothing!"

by Miss Misfit December 14, 2008

judo

A fighting technique generally found in the latino culture, Because Judo Know.

Judo Know if he's got a gun. Judo Know if he's got a knife. Judo Know if he's got bike chain or something.

by K. Barnes October 19, 2005

Judo

what bagels are made of

Karate is a martial art, Judo is a Hebrew pastry

by ezduzit113 July 7, 2010

judo

Short for "Jewish Guido" a phenomenon seen mostly in the New York suburbs, where jewish guys imitate Italian guys. They wear shirts open down to their navels, wear lots of gold chains and cologne, grease their hair, and listen to 80s rap with way too much bass in their honda civics (with spoiler, of course).

Oy gevalt! Rosenberg is such a judo, he wears a wifebeater and plays bocci.

by the snallygaster May 27, 2006