judgemental shoelace

smol snek that looks like a shoelace

he silently judges u

beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren

if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run

' oh look its a judgemental shoelace'

by judgemental shoelace November 18, 2018

judgement day

The day when Skynet, a global defense program, goes active and turns the machines against the human race. John Connor is our only hope. "There is no fate but what we make."

Honey, take the trash out, tomorrows Judgement Day.

by We get pwned February 18, 2005

Judgematic

unable to fairly judge problems due to being biased

People are so judgematic due to bullshit.

by Gothicc Princess August 18, 2020

Judgmenstrual

Tending to judge a woman based upon her physical appearance and/or personality while she is on the rag; (i.e. when she is bloated, acne-ridden, and generally angry at the world).

Ex. 1:
Jill: Wow, Jane's kind of a bitch, isn't she?
Mary: Don't be so judgmentstrual... When she's not PMSing, she's a real sweetheart.

Ex. 2:
Dan: I thought you said your girlfriend was crazy hot!
Alex: Dude, you're being WAY too judgmenstrual. Wait 'til Aunt Flo leaves town and you'll see what I was talking about.

by The_Missus June 1, 2010

judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk

guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015

rotten judgment

Bad judgement, someone's made a decision and it turned out to be careless.

If there's a prize for rotten judgment, I guess I've already won that. Or

That was rotten judgment choosing him.

by Dylan.44 September 25, 2017

judgement day

An idea held in atleast all 3 abrahamic faiths (Islam, Christianity, & Judaism) whereby every human that ever lived will be raised after death to be judged on account of: what he / she believed, and what he / she did with the talent, time, and circumstances they were given in their mortal existence. Moreover, they will be shown what they had done on earth and, witnesses such as, but not limited to: angels, animals, body parts, the land, and ultimately, God. Witnesses will speak in offense or in favor of the human standing judgement. The outcome will result in Paradise / eternal bliss /Heaven or Hell / Torment / agony based on said criteria..However, some may have to face torment (hell) to purify themselves before entering Heaven like gold has to go through a "tormenting" process to become pure gold. < definition represents an Islamic view

"You had better repent and turn toward the cherisher and sustainer of the universe before judgement day."

by 23(tu-three) December 26, 2005