Journalistical

best described as an advance in the world of journalism

That was a Journalistical advance

by aj owns drew April 27, 2007

journalist

a professional liar. a professional distorter. a professional hate mongerer. they craftily use newspapers and television programs to create the illusion that the entire world believes like them. in reality, they are literally just a couple psychos with a really big megaphone. Like Satan, they only have any influence in your life if you choose to let them in.

Journalist=modern day sophist. not only do they tell you things they know aren't true, they charge you for it!!!! Yeah, like I'm going to pay 50 cents and 30 minutes of my time to get lied to.

by axle rose and his big mansion May 27, 2009

journalist

A creature that lives by making other people (or animals) life miserable. Always on lookout for a slip by anyone. Promptly brands others as criminals just to sell news.

Gets beaten up regularly and as in the case of Steve Irwin dies too

Journalist People covering crime news, politics.
Steve Irwin

by Bruciee September 27, 2007

The Journalist

Household name on the Ambrosia Software Webboard. Supporter of Trash Talk, and advocates the eschewing of flambouyant obfuscation.

The Journalist wrote this sentance

by The Journalist October 10, 2003

journalist

In the United States: someone who signs his or her name to press releases from the Bush adminstration which subsequently appear in a newspaper or magazine and is still refered to as "an article"

see also: shill, cunt, stooge, party loyalist

Wow acording to this journalist there is a trailer in Iraq filled with things that could make something called a weapon of mass destruction. Let's bomb their conuntry. Invade it. Build military basses. And occupy it indefinately. All with our tax dollars and foreign subsidezed debt. What a great idea! We don't need that money anyway!

by skeeter922 June 05, 2006

Game Journalist

Someone who has never played an actual video game before and calls anything too engaging "the new Dark Souls"; Another way of telling someone "You fucking suck at video games."

See also - filthy casual

Wait, you couldn't get past the tutorial level? What are you, a Game Journalist?

by DimDongDun October 31, 2017

Underpants journalist

A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.

"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."

by Stable of Crayons July 21, 2009