joudie

The sweetest, most kind-hearted, most beautiful, classy, hott, sexy, intelligent, amazing women in the world - and she has no idea how amazing she is. If you really know her you will always love her cuz she will always love you. If you don't know her, then you don't know love.
I hope I can find a Joudie some day.

Damn, that girl is so Joudie.
#hot#hott#sexy#delicious#gorgeous#yummy#sweet#kind#beautiful#classy#intelligent

by jfk77 June 15, 2017

Jordie Rietveld

Kaz Brekker’s floatie.

A: Oh my god have you heard what happened to Jordie Rietveld?
B: That kid turned floatie?

by urightlung August 23, 2021

jordie

A Person that comes from Newcastle, And has a distinct accent

" Y i man"

by Urban Doctor June 23, 2003

jordienne

An amazing person, talented, huge hearted, loves everything, always sees the good in people and the small things, and is amazing friend. Might be bossy at time and controllable but is always fun to hang around with! Might be boy crazy, that means loves a lot of boys at the same time or sees someone that’s cute, likes them instantly. Has amazing friends, amazing family, and might have mood swings very fastly!

Jordienne is the most amazing person you know and is always trust worthy.

by Jordie1026 May 22, 2018

Dylan Joudieh

an example of an Indian juvenile male name.

Person 1: "Have you met my friend Dylan Joudieh?" Person 2: "Dylan Joudieh? he must be Indian."

by dylanjoudiehlover172839 July 9, 2019

The Jordie Effect

The Jordy Effect takes place in situations where someone is lying to you about watching Netflix, his or her brother screams from the other side of the house saying that they are lying. This creates an abundance of emotions bottled up in you such as embarrassment and anger.

Kid 1: Do you have Netflix?
Kid 2: No I don't, i wish i did though.
Jordie: Yes you do you were watching Money Heist last night!
Kid: *Embarrased* that must be The Jordie Effect!

by Entrance391 August 4, 2020

Jordie

A Local term not found outside the Portobello area of Edinburgh Scotland, meaning the unscrewable bowl of a cannabis pipe screwed through an airtight hole in the centre of a plastic juice bottle cap.

There have been examples of the same principal being employed using an appropreatly sized socket set peice instead of of a traditional bowl.

This alows a stoner to smoke a whole range of homemade devices whith ease and success, compared with the other option which is foil.

The term can also be applied however less acuratly, to describe the mouth peace of a (bong).

"Hey man, wheres the jordie?"
"Cunt, I've dropped the jordie in the (bucket) water".
"This jordie is not air tight".

by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006