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jonkin my jeter

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.
You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!
by DJ Ridge and n00bd00dle March 17, 2011
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joudi

A very pretty girl with tons of friends. Is smarter than most people you'll meet, and will go far in life. Loves dogs and animals in general. Probably the best friend you could ever have, she'll always be there for you.
Boy: Did you see that girl and how she pet that dog?
Girl: Yeah her name is definitely joudi
by vizzypee November 24, 2009
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Jockiboi

Jordan did you suck his dick? You're such a jockiboi!
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Jockism

An amazing religion when we obey the lord Jockiboi. One of the traditions are on February the 27th. We celebrate by drinking coca cola zero and watching jockiboi. Jockiboi can show himself in two shapes. As Jockiboi and as Joakim Lundell. Jockism is a new religion. When you are bad you go to Tylösand instead of hell.
Hey! Are you in the new religion? Its called Jockism.
by MoldyVoldy March 5, 2021
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jonking

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!
by jezzandmark September 9, 2011
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jorkin it

jerkin your johnson and then a dragon walks in?
'in the stripped club. straight up "jorkin it". and by "it" haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits'
by xanderiom June 8, 2023
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Twitter Juking

It's when someone follows to get a follow back, followed by an unfollow that leaves the followed unfollowed.

Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.
Mike follows Lisa, Lisa follows back - Shortly after, Mike quietly unfollows Lisa, leaving his follower count one higher and Lisa thinking she has a follower she doesn't.

"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "
by Necropology May 31, 2012
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