jotter

Jotter (n): a ginger otter. Pronounced "hotter" in Spanglish, cuz they are.

Mikala: Tyler, what are you?
Tyler: What?
Mikala: Like are you a bear or an otter?
Tyler: I'M A DUDEFUCKING JOTTER!!!!!!!!!!!

dude1: yeah dude, i totes fucked this rly hot jotter last night.
dude2: did the curtains match...?
dude1: obvs. i got red all over his red. jotters are the sexiest.

Advice: Jotters DO have souls! Do not mistake the jotter for a fat ginger, nor joke about their lack of soul or growing up into red bears. They will fuck you up.

by betch.deck August 24, 2011

jotter

What the North-East of Scotland people call a book for writing in.

English person: I forgot my book

Scottish person: I forgot my jotter

by inamish May 4, 2018

Harry Potter Jotter

(n.) A person (usually a complete nub, or Nubby Nubberton ) who is deeply inspired by the Harry Potter Series , thus they (falsely) depict themselves as fantasy-fiction-writing geniuses.

The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .

Dave: 'Hey man , did you see Alvin at school today??'

Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'

Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'

Mike: 'Tell me about it.'

by mangalover997 September 4, 2010

Jittler

the drawing of a japanese jitte on the moustache area of a past out friend or foe.

bro, scotty got so drunk that we jittlered him last night.
jittlered?
yeah we drew a jitte on his face!

by JITTLER April 26, 2011

Log Jostler

Male person of homosexual nature, or who has preference for penetrative anal sex - e.g to disturb or move i.e 'jostle' faeces in the anal passage i.e a 'log'

That bloke is staring at you like he wants to pump your arse, I think he's a log jostler

by mike2011 April 1, 2011

Jostler

A term used to describe somebody you would see in the street and think "what a jostler!"

Somebody who wears astro turf shoes with jeans.

Somebody who goes out to a club in a t-shirt with the slogans; "beer monster", "if found please return to the bar", "while you're reading this I'm staring at your tits!", "I'm the daddy!"

Somebody who openly states that they know their own I.Q.

These can all be defined as Jostlers.

by Huwis December 9, 2008

jittler

helmet cheese, crusty stuff found on Simon Neill's bellend

Yo Simon, u got rid of that jittler yet?

by McDo O'Nashville Tennessee Monkhouse Moley moley Badger Jeppetio (i am spotty) December 19, 2003