The term "jorts" was first coined at the Silverado Golf Course in Scottsdale, Arizona. The staff used the word to make fun of the chops that wore jean shorts to play golf. "Jorts" are often sported with socks & sandals, Blu-Blocker sunglasses and mullets.
My man, sweet jorts.
Be careful not to get chaffed by your jorts.
I feel like looking like a douchebag today, I think I'll rock some jorts.
Be careful not to get chaffed by your jorts.
I feel like looking like a douchebag today, I think I'll rock some jorts.
by Dave Jardine December 28, 2005
Get the Jortsmug. Jeans + shorts that are knee length; jean shorts that are upper thigh length (mostly worn by females) are NOT jorts
"those jorts are sooo 90ties"
by poooootatooooo September 7, 2013
Get the Jortsmug. Slang for jean shorts.
A term Georgia Bulldog fans are obsessed with
even though they are often seen wearing them at sporting events.
A term Georgia Bulldog fans are obsessed with
even though they are often seen wearing them at sporting events.
by neuce March 2, 2010
Get the Jortsmug. by Matt Lennon July 30, 2003
Get the Jortsmug. Cut-offs. Possible the ugliest article of clothing one can wear. Usually worn by people who do not have friends, because a true friend would tell you that you look like a faggot.
Thomas wears jorts when he leaves the Jort Cave.
Jort wearer - "I think I will wear a pair of jorts today"
Friend - "If you do, I will have to kill you, you faggot"
Jort wearer - "I think I will wear a pair of jorts today"
Friend - "If you do, I will have to kill you, you faggot"
by jort hater May 15, 2006
Get the Jortsmug. Brian: "Fun fact - Isabelle makes up 0.3% of the Animal Crossing population and 100% of the nut stains in my jorts"
Josh: "wtf Brian"
Josh: "wtf Brian"
by Cal Cabones November 16, 2020
Get the Jortsmug. by Quincy Morris March 14, 2008
Get the jortmug.