jorden

A REAL ASS NIGGA WHO KEEPS IT REAL AND AINT NEVER BEEN A BITCH AND IF YOU GOT A STIFF ASS NIGGA JORDEN KEEP HIM AROUND BECAUSE IS STIFF ASSF AND HES PRESSURE

Man that nigga jorden keeps taking all of my bitches we got to stop him

by a fan of zoldierkid November 21, 2021

jorden

someone who talks a lot

You're such a jorden you talk all the time

by orioles1 May 13, 2010

Jorden

Jorden is usually the stiffest person in the room and when he steps out he gets all the girls fainting from his Spiritual Pressure

Damn is that jorden why he doing them boys like that.

by a fan of zoldierkid January 10, 2022

Jorden

Jorden has a big booty
Long head
Roger head hehe

Jorden walking around with a fattie crabby patty

by Big daddy sageii November 21, 2021

Jorden

a person named Jorden is a Super hella rad person like hecc. there aren't enough jorden definitions so like ye. here ya go eggs exist. btw if you don't water jorden at least once a week they'll drown in the air around them. be a decent person and they'll be a hella way better person back

p1: why are you pouring water on Jorden
p2: Shhhhhhhh If I don't they'll drown

by heccu April 25, 2019

Jorden

Mis-spelling of the word Jordan, inserted into a popular slang dictionary by a spelling-challenged youth.

"I'm not quite sure how to spell Jorden. Is it an 'e' or an 'a'?"
"Oh, it's clearly an 'e'. You know this. Playa."
"An 'e'? Yeah man. Jorden wouldn't use no 'a'. He's all about the 'e'."
"Yeah, playa."

by Curry Mask April 14, 2006

Jorden

Jorden is a type of human who is a cold bitch on the outside but a teddy bear on the inside. They tend to care too much about others which causes them hurt. They are persistent but indecisive.

You don’t get it, you’re being a Jorden.

by Sladermater69 November 22, 2021