A REAL ASS NIGGA WHO KEEPS IT REAL AND AINT NEVER BEEN A BITCH AND IF YOU GOT A STIFF ASS NIGGA JORDEN KEEP HIM AROUND BECAUSE IS STIFF ASSF AND HES PRESSURE
by a fan of zoldierkid November 22, 2021
by orioles1 May 13, 2010
by Big daddy sageii November 22, 2021
Jorden is usually the stiffest person in the room and when he steps out he gets all the girls fainting from his Spiritual Pressure
by a fan of zoldierkid January 11, 2022
a person named Jorden is a Super hella rad person like hecc. there aren't enough jorden definitions so like ye. here ya go eggs exist. btw if you don't water jorden at least once a week they'll drown in the air around them. be a decent person and they'll be a hella way better person back
by heccu April 26, 2019
Mis-spelling of the word Jordan, inserted into a popular slang dictionary by a spelling-challenged youth.
"I'm not quite sure how to spell Jorden. Is it an 'e' or an 'a'?"
"Oh, it's clearly an 'e'. You know this. Playa."
"An 'e'? Yeah man. Jorden wouldn't use no 'a'. He's all about the 'e'."
"Yeah, playa."
"Oh, it's clearly an 'e'. You know this. Playa."
"An 'e'? Yeah man. Jorden wouldn't use no 'a'. He's all about the 'e'."
"Yeah, playa."
by Curry Mask March 06, 2006
by max the cool kid September 28, 2020