jorsked 

A state of being induced by consumption of mass quantities of Majorska Vodka. Consists of serious delusions of sobriety, where one thinks and feels as though they are completely sober, to go as far even as feeling a sort of "divine" sobriety, which allows them better understanding of situations and "the way things are." In reality, to any third party observer, the "Jorsked" one appears too hammered to even be walking. Upon pointing this out, however, one will quickly face retaliation from the Jorsked beast.

The aforementioned brand, and only the aforementioned brand (and it's triple crown) is known to induce this mystical, almost unreal, state of being.

"Man, I just drank a fifth (750ml) of Majorska all by myself. I'm so Jorsked, but I know I'm good to drive."

"Look at that guy. What the hell is wrong with him? He can't even speak, never mind walk, but he's still drinking... Oh, he must be Jorsked."

jorsked by M.M.A. December 1, 2006

joacked 

can replace any verb. used like smurf or marklar.
Usually used when something bad happens.

I joacked my cock in that tight par three's ass.
The other day i joacked my hammy falling down the stairs.
I got joacked when i fell into a tub of sweet brown cash.
This whore is joacking my back pussy.
If you don't shut your piehole I'm going to joack your face!

joacked by sweet edwin December 25, 2007

jocked yo ass 

something you say after you trick someone

did you see that monkey in the sky? JOCKED YO ASS!!

jocked yo ass by johnny shityseed February 4, 2007

jocked up

Dressed out in sports gear, especially refers to wearing a jockstrap/athletic supporter.

A sports coach or P.E. instructor might tell the guys on his team or in his class, "You guys stop screwing around and get jocked up!"

jocked up by SportGuy September 21, 2008

jrocked 

To make a come back against a large force even against seemingly impossible odds.

Everyone thought "Bob" was surely going to loose, for it seemed everyone was against him, but he jrocked and won.

jrocked by Gregory Fredrickson August 11, 2012

Cock-Jocked 

The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.

Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to?

Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!

Cock-Jocked by DeadManWalking May 6, 2018

jocked 

Verb. To get completely pissed wasted; constantly wanting to get even more drunk and others around you just as drunk. Often involves excessive amounts of yelling, curse words, and getting kicked out of various establishments.

Guy: "So, what are you doing this summer?"

Girl: "Well I'm going on a month long Contiki tour through Europe."

Guy: "Holy shit. I've been on one of those. You are gonna get jocked every day."

jocked by ContikiContrasts September 7, 2011