The new search engine that will tell you literally the cheapest place to by a product. Not to be confused with Google that will supply you with a plethora of information on a subject, Joogle will only tell you where you can buy it the cheapest, and usually has something smart to say about the subject.
Hey joogle: I need some dope ass spinner hub caps for my ride
Joogle says: auto zone
bud, fuckin auto zone is the only place i know of that would sell some gay ass shit like that.... do they even still make those? Better ask Google.
Hey joogle:I fucked up, its my wife's
birthday today and I forgot to get her something.
Joogle says:I got you
bud, call BBLC inc., you know, Big
Brock little cocks big
box of assorted sized cocks. It's the place with all the signs, the
dildo company. Tell him how you fucked up and he'
ll probably just sell it to you at cost.
Dude, that is one
sad looking
meat and cheese tray. Why didn't you just swing by and see the boys.
Sorry
sap: I know man, joogle... I got joogled.
Smart guy: yeah bro, joogles not for everything. Think beyond the Knots for shit like that. Then you won't get screwed and end up with something like that piece of shit from China.