jood

Dutch word meaning jew. Usually people from Amsterdam.

"Zie je die kut joden daar?"
"Do you see those fucking jews over there?"

"Hij is een jood!"
"He is a jew!"

by Viper23rd August 28, 2008

jood

biggest weeb ever

omg that girl is SUCH a jood, she loves anime so mych!

by ih8weebs March 25, 2022

Joodness

The word “goodness” but used for animals

*pet comes over* oh my joodness your so cute!

by Alex Zander Gramb L April 27, 2019

kanker jood

Kanker Jood is used as a insult in belgium and netherlands what means cancer jew.
It can be used like mongool(mongol) or idioot(idiot)

"Kanker jood dat je bent, waarom vergeet je je kanker calculator?!?"

"Cancer jew that you are, why did you forget your cancer calculator?!?"

by DUCKYGAM3R April 8, 2023

Jood

The sarcastic version of good. used when you want to make someone feel bad about themself or their work when they already do.

person 1 “Look how bad I did on this test!”

person 2 “WOW JOOD JOB!!”

by Tv0124 January 24, 2021

Jood

A feminine Arabic name meaning generosity, kindness, and noble giving. It also implies excellence and good character. The name reflects a generous spirit and a heart full of grace. Jood — the kind of girl who sprinkles kindness like confetti and makes generosity look effortless. With a heart as big as her smile and a spirit that shines brighter than the sun, Jood is the friend who brings the fun, the laughs, and a little bit of magic wherever she goes. She's sweet, smart, and secretly everyone's favorite.

"I was having a rough day… then Jood shows up with my favorite chocolate. I swear she has a sixth sense!"

by OVA-qr May 21, 2025

Jood

A verb that means to FaceTime.

The term is derived from the iPhone app's icon, which resembles a rubber hot-water bottle called "jood" in Jewish Arabic.

I am preparing to put the tbeet in the oven at the moment. I'll jood you later.

by Miraj9 December 28, 2021