blooby joobs

Sticky cum with an egg white-like consistency.

"I made some blooby joobs inside my girlfriend last night."

by StanSmith November 16, 2013

Joozinek

The Southpark synonym for a hot chick, a stripper or a hooker, used by aliens. In the Southpark episode 'Cancelled', the boys travel to an alien planet far far away only to realize that the universe is just a weekly TV show aired on FOGLE TV, an alien network, and is supposed to be cancelled !
The aliens refer to the hot strippers in the night club as 'Joozineks'.

Alien 1: Would you look at the heglars on that joozinek?
Alien 2: Oh yeah ! I would hit that all night long !

by Kratos4eva June 7, 2011

jooblies

jooblies are crack rocks

Can I get me some Jooblies?

by Reemus July 5, 2005

joozey

Something that is extremely wet and sticky and just keeps oozing.

"Jinkies!" Velma screamed, my pussay is joozey.

by Jethfhj April 9, 2017

Hoober Joober

Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.

Have you seen The Descent? Yea that was like the best portrayal of a hoober joober ever.

by ZetaS September 6, 2009

da Jooze

Basically, a mocking way of saying "the Jews", implying antisemites are unintelligent

Da Jooze peed my pants!

by Queen Buttrix July 17, 2021

fezzy joonz

An incredibly masculine and unattractive female with quite the attitude. Fezy joonz are also known for their incredible ability to dress scantily and reveal their hermaphroditic bodies without hesitation. This, paired with the iq deficiency makes most fezzy joonz total retards incapable of basic thought processes, allowing them to come up with terrible lies or excuses. With a rancid odor similar to armpit with a power level over 9000 mixed with the stench of death and a lack of overall hygiene, fezzy joonz are basically unappealing to all the human senses.

person1: i'm training for the tour de france :D
person2: wow you fucking retard, quit being such a fezzy joonz

by someonewhogivesashit April 24, 2010