Jonathon Coulton

A songwriting genius. His music is sort of folk-rockish and has nerdy lyrics involving zombies, nerd love and evil masterminds.

Some great songs by Jonathon Coulton:
Re: Your Brains
The Future Soon
Code Monkey
I Crush Everything
Skullcrusher Mountain

by RandomDude65339339356217974 September 11, 2009

Jonathon

An amazing person. The things he says will leave you smiling for days. He's so wise, sagacious, and so handsome. He's a so hilarious. And he's SUCH a sweetheart, the things he has in mind to do with his "forever" girlfriend are so cute, and amazing. He'll make you laugh so much. Overall has a kind heart, and is somewhat of a flirt with all the cute girls, but when he goes into a relationship he's truly committed. He deserves an amazing girlfriend. Usually has an amazing smile, and is VERY attractive. He is a great friend to have, and whoever becomes his girlfriend is one lucky, LUCKY girl. <3

Jonathon? The hopless romantic? He's amazing! I have thee BIGGEST crush on Jonathon.

by Truth1012 December 31, 2011

Jonathon

That super mysterious short rough boy in your theater class that you always want to get closer to who makes you say LAWD HE'S HOT, He's super creative and smart and has a great sense of fashion and will never wear anything trashy or ugly. he's also an amazing person to go to for protection, He can be hotheaded at times and will try to rationalize his anger by venting to others, He's a wonderful and caring person despite his shortcomings. He won't stay a single very long because he's drop dead easy on the eyes and has a personality that you wont find anywhere else.

Jonathons smile is infectious.

by thisalmostshouldfitthelimitrig April 13, 2021

Jonathon Ross

Floppy Haired Wide-Boy Jonathon R(W)oss, is a prominant Uk TV Prostitute who enthralls his misguided audience with a hilarious comedy speech defect routine that never fails to nauseate, Everything that comes out of his mouth is actually Shite. This is due to an Anus-Mouth swap operation he had at birth that proved so popular with the UK TV licence paying public that they voluntarily agreed to pay him 6 Million Pounds of their money, thus giving him the nickname 'The C**t!'.

Jonathon 'Dog-Cock' Woss's condition has improved in recent months after the successful removal of a slimy parasitic Russel Brand from his Rectum, the only side affect being his wife, Jordan's hair turing Pink!

Reporter: 'Hey Jonathan, why do they call you the 'C**t'?

Jonathon Ross: ' Becawse I am a £6million public scwewing C**t, that's why!'

Reporter: ' Is that why your wife Jordan's hair is pink?'

Jonathon Ross: 'No, Its because I am Jonathon Ross, The C**t!'

by Jordans Sweating Cleft January 7, 2010

Jonathong

The act of licking one's thong and tickling the ass cheeks until one laughs. When they laugh its a Jonathong.

Bobalinda: 'haha stop you "Jonathon" it tickles too much!'

Jonathon: 'They dont call it the "Jonathong" for nothing'

by Davis786439 July 18, 2009

Johnothon

A name misspelled by the host of The Buddhism Hotline, Wesley Hills

Ok mike whats a cuck? Johnothon needs to know!

by blskvn June 21, 2018

slimy jonathon

When a woman hocks a loogie on a mans dick and the man shoves it in her ear

Bro I just slimy jonathoned that chick and she is scarred for life

by The info dude December 4, 2015