Johnorrhea

A person with an irrational fear that they could possibly catch an STD from a public toilet.

Dan: Dude, you missed half the game. What took you so long?

Steve: Man, I had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so I had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.

Dan: Sounds like you got a bad case of Johnorrhea.

by b-tox May 23, 2012

Jonorrhea

(n) A disease of the mind involving permanent affection/obsession for a "Jon" or "Jonathan" that is untreatable; complications include heart burn, heart attack, stroke, blood clots, loss of feeling, irregular menstrual flow, pregnancy, broken heart and fatalities have occurred. Seek medical and therapeutical help immediately.

Hayleigh has a severe case of Jonorrhea.

Cassandra you should really go see someone for that Jonorrhea.

by Joe Nathan II October 9, 2010

Jonnoasm

Extremly strong sexaul feelings which bring a women to 3 times of her potential climax. This can only be achieved by very attractive women who have sex with with jonno.

Women who had sex with jonno says: "oh my god, last nite i had such a jonnoasm ".

by Jonno E May 9, 2005

jónþór

Fucking legend. He is the most iconic guy you will ever meet. Will fight you, has anger issues and will cum into your mum.

Oh you just pulled a jónþór

by Mum cummer October 15, 2019

Jonnovan

A dude who is a good guy and have kinda cool associates

Ryon and dacus play with Jonnovan because he is kinda cool

Fernando (local fart smella) likes Jonnovan's minecraft gameplay

by Flyinghobomemes May 15, 2021

jonorr

Sophisticated male with exceptionally great taste. Able to smash every record and a known lover of Jesus Christ. Every thing he touches is gold.

He has the grace and favor of Jonorr.

by Lou08 March 4, 2018

Jonnovan

Cool dude who is a god at any game he plays

Ryon and Dacus thinks Jonnovan is cool and also rad

Fernando is playing with Jonnovan because he is cool and stuff

by Flyinghobomemes May 15, 2021