jonavon

A good young man that care for a lot of people no matter what he will still.He very cool and awesome

Jonavon is a good young man

by Clean boy February 3, 2018

Jonastoned

Coined by: Kathy Huynh

1. Stoned off of the Jonas Brothers.
2. Addicted to the Jo' Bros.
3. OJD'ed over the limit.

I'm Jonastoned.

by kathy[: October 11, 2008

urban jonson

1. A rare specimen of unknown origin.
2. Black Chuck Norris

I thought i saw Urban Jonson at the security meeting but i couldn't have.
Urban Jonson never completes a web form because Urban never submits.

by Foddermaker November 13, 2018

Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.

"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."

by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003

JONASIN

When you are jonsin to the extreme. (Named for P. Jonas who fell down a flight of steps when he blacked out from too much whiskey).

That black guy is jonasin because he didn't have enough money for a 40oz. or the Cleveland RTA bus and has to walk back to the projects in -17 degree temperatures with a windbreaker on.

by Cleveland Sucks February 8, 2008

jonasan

A fat ass who eats lots of stuff. He gets triggered easily and if he reads this, I'm screwed.

Guy1:Dude, Jonasan is scaaarrrryyyy.
Guy2:I know right!

by Dingybob March 20, 2017

Big Jonson

A bastardization of penis.

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!

by The Squid March 20, 2003