Jon jon

A definition of ragebait far superior than any form of ragebait

“Bro are you jon joning me?”

by The chainal construct August 10, 2025

jon-jon

king of the wild frontier silicone duckyfleshlightpoop=bucket-4rum-roof-was-landed

hey jon-jon lets go to the gaybar to bash on some queers

by silicone jon-jon ducky May 10, 2019

Jon Jon Blazing Squad

A Jon Jon Blazing Squad is a "blunt sesh" or a congregation of multiple marijuana loving individuals who are smoking a blunt, it can be used as a noun or a verb.

Verb:
"Yo man roll up that L we gotta jon jon blazing squad before class"

Noun:
"Last night when we were childo mildonsking we had a hugeee jon jon blazin squad."

by JJBS March 29, 2010

Jon Jon Armstrong

AKA Father Function, King of Ocean City, NJ, Rides the bench in JV Football, Grandson of Neil Armstrong, Professional Functioner and married to the send. Feh feh feh.

Godduh Wow is that the king of OCNJ Jon Jon Armstrong, he is so Nelk and Godduh.

by matthewgreim October 28, 2021

Jon Jon Chang

An really really cute Asian guy with black hair and tiny eyes, who is caring and funny.

-Mirror, mirror, who is the hottest guy in the world?
- "Jon Jon Chang"

by DictionarySuperMan December 17, 2011

Jon Jon The Great

The man the myth the legend. A mysterious man he works ten times as everyone else in his passion and sets the standards he is success

I am Jon Jon The Great

by Hello2orld February 29, 2020

Lil Jon Jon

Lil Jon Jon is a fat rapper from the planet Gawker and likes to beat indie music artists that are 5 years old and younger, they are all essential to Lil Jon Jon’s happiness.

Radom Guy: You hear the new Lil Jon Jon song
Big Chunky Guy: Yea it’s about beating 5 year olds who are indie artists.
Orphanage Owner: He burnt down my orphanage too

by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 28, 2023