Joandra

The most amazing person in the world. A very lovable person. Beautiful person. She is just the person you can go to when you are wanting to cheer up.

I just got back from 5 months in Florida and could not wait to see that Joandra.

by Apple Pie Apple November 29, 2011

Jalanda

She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!

Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!

by stilltexan February 1, 2010

Jolanda

Jolanda's are caring people. They always think about a way to cheer you up, although they are not always happy themselves. They love to surprise you with funny gifts. Are on the one hand naive and gullible, but on the other hand a bit suspicious towards strangers and the unknown. Often underestimate themselves, but are very creative and smart. They love family and friends very much and miss them when they're not around. A Jolanda has a need for attention and won't feel well without people around her. Loves to talk and call you on the phone. Sometimes seems to complain a lot, but she never gives up, even though life is sometimes difficult. Jolanda's can be a bit irritating and too affectionate. Has a generous smile, an infectious laugh and are very sweet, which is why people like to be with her.

Girl: Look what I got, a cute present from Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!

Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!

by TheFamilyGirl December 18, 2018

jolynda

Noun-A strong, 30 year old woman, who can take whatever life throws at her. Usually attractive with a stunning smile. She never gives up and keeps pushing forward no matter what lies in her path.

You can make it through this. Your a jolynda.

by sintara February 3, 2010

Johandy

One of the sweetest guys. He will always be there for you no matter what. You'll fall in love with him, hopefully he'll love you back. He will always make you laugh. He's amazing. <3

"Yo, dude Johandy's AWESOME."

"I love you Johandy"

"Johandy's an asshole, but I love him." (:

"Oh, baby. (;" Johandy

by Applesauce. (; August 8, 2011

Jolynda

Noun-A strong, 30 year old woman, who can take whatever life throws at her. Usually attractive with a stunning smile. She never gives up and keeps pushing forward no matter what lies in her path.

You can do this. You're a jolynda.

by sintara February 3, 2010

jalandis

The person that has a uncommon name but could steal yo bitch at any moment of the day.

That man Jalandis fucked my girl last night

by Beware of words October 18, 2018